Archive for December, 2010

New Year’s Eve

: any ideas? : i just want to have fun : stop : i just want to have fun : i get it : all i want, is to have fun : you done? happy? : this is fun : im sure it is so im guessing you have no ideas : i have no [...]

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The Best Book of 2010: Paul Murray’s “Skippy Dies”

“We’re too old We’re not old at all.” —“Bear,” The Antlers In the opening scene of Skippy Dies, in which the climactic and eponymous action of Paul Murray’s novel occurs on the floor of Ed’s Doughnut House, Daniel “Skippy” Juster attempts to scribble, with jelly as his ink, his final message to the world. “Tell [...]

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Hindsight 2010: Top Five Most Memorable Episodes of TV

5. “God,” Louie One of the reasons the superlative in the title of this post is “memorable” and not “best” is to make room for episodes like “God.” It wasn’t the funniest episode of the first season of Louie—and it wasn’t even necessarily my favorite—but it was certainly the most distinct and memorable episode of [...]

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Monday Medley

What we read while regifting… In honor of the greatest holiday ever, here’s Esquire‘s “What I’ve Learned” interview with Jesus H. Christ. And Ron Artest’s conjecture on the Savior’s basketball box scores. Your Christmas spirit may have distracted you from the big news from last week: Paramore broke up! Regardless of your opinion of the [...]

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Hindsight 2010: John Paul Stevens, Retiree of the Year

Hindsight 20/10- Over the next few days, we will be reflecting on the past year in a series of posts. Josh begins with the Retiree of the Year: Since 2005, Supreme Court Justices Rehnquist, O’Connor, Souter, and most recently, Stevens departed from their coveted positions on the bench. As a law student, I read a [...]

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This Day in Revisionist History: Christmas Edition!

December 25: “Okay, I’m just spit-balling here, but what if we organized some type of Secret Santa?”- the rather feckless Lt. Cecil Farnsworth to his commanding officers during World War I, shortly after combat with the Germans was unofficially suspended in the famous “Christmas Truce.” Cecil Farnsworth had been an only child, and with no [...]

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Jacob Marley’s Initial Reaction to “Saving” Ebenezer Scrooge

No, I’ve just got one question: What the hell, man? Why him and not me? Why was it all cool for me to proceed uninterrupted into this nightmare of chains, but oh, we can’t bear to let poor old Ebenezer rot in the same way? What has he done to earn redemption that I didn’t [...]

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A Word on Christmas Specials

If John S can rerun his attack on Christmas, Tim is compelled to react in kind. Here’s his breakdown of Christmas specials from last year. Unlike my I-can’t-believe-I-still-call-him-a friend, John S, I love Christmas. It is, without doubt, the most wonderful time of the year. The week before Christmas, I indulge in one of my [...]

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This Day in Revisionist History

December 22: “Wow, talk about déjà vu! Although I still don’t know why you’re not armed, or how you guys talked me into doing this.” – Bernhard “Bernie” Goetz, after rapidly shooting four unarmed black men in a game of paintball several hours after escaping the scene of his subway shootings. Bernie, Jamal, Deion, Marcus, [...]

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Survivor Survival Guide: “What about Me?”

“It comes down to knowing yourself very well. I’m very aware of the vibes I’m giving off and how people perceive them.” —JudFabio, summarizing in two sentences the essence of Survivor So much of this 21st season of Survivor has paled in comparison to its 20th iteration. The castaways were not only unfamiliar, but seemingly [...]

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