: any ideas?
: i just want to have fun
: stop
: i just want to have fun
: i get it
: all i want, is to have fun
: you done? happy?
: this is fun
: im sure it is
so im guessing you have no ideas
: i have no ideas
aside from the having fun part
: ok, i think i have one
: really?
: i think we should see the black swan
let me explain
: no
we are not seeing the black swan, together, on new years eve
: look, by this point, weve basically forfeited having a socially acceptable nye
we have to face facts
its gonna end up just me and you, two guys, hanging out somewhere
feeling terrible that were two guys hanging out only with one another
in a city with, according to the new census, some 8 million other ppl
: we are not seeing the black swan
: and i know i want to see the black swan
and you want to see the black swan
so what im thinking is, since were gonna do something that appears socially shameful anyway…
why not do something we want to do
: god, could you sound any gayer?
: sans context clues, no
and i cant imagine the sans helped
: its just not feasible
two guys cannot go and see the black swan together
weve talked about this
: i know, and i agree
but, two guys cant hang out on nye together either
so were already transgressing the…
…would you hate me if i used “Bro Code” here?
: not anymore than i do already
: so were already transgressing the purported bro code anyway
why not go the distance
: innuendo alert, AGAIN
: whatever
just look at this as an opportunity
to kill two birds with one stone
: i dont want to kill either bird though
im very pro-life when it comes to these birds
: among other things, am i right?
: smh
: dont smh me
: i just want to have fun
: the black swan is the only way we can have fun
come on…lets emerson up this nye
: thats not a verb
: whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist!
: i dont think i ever want to hang out with you again
and besides, idk if i can see the black swan this week
with, you know, the tragedy
: spiderman?
the blizzard?
: the engagement
seeing her masturbate just wont feel the same
ill have to pretend like im into mila kunis or something
its been a tough week
: shes not that hot
: mila?
: no, milas def that hot
natalie
totes not worth the adulation
: you and your types
: she was terrible in star wars
: who wasnt?
: touche
but like, whats she ever been hot in?
besides that one when she was like nine
: the professional
and she was 13
: whatever
: and showed tremendous potential
hotel chevalier
: ive never heard of that
: you saw it
it was the short
before the darjeeling limited
: oh please
that doesnt count
and you only consider it because she shows her tits
: oh im sorry…i forgot that disqualified you
has mila ever?
: idk
she was in that thing with zoe saldana
that was nice
: garden state may have been natalie at her best
she was so…
i suppose the thing with her is that
shes not, like, intimidatingly hot
: shes not hot at all, i think
and thats not an insult
: sure seems like one
its that shes got this approachability factor
like maybe shes not totally out of my league
: thats what i mean
hot implies this kind of transcendence
a kind of “i dont care how long i stare because i dont have a chance regardless”
: that sounds kinda creepy
: yeah, i really have to watch my word choice
can we go off the record?
: that would make this conversation seem even more illicit
if it was all of a sudden, OFF THE RECORD
[OFF THE RECORD]
[ON THE RECORD]
: so its settled, were seeing the black swan on nye
and mila kunis is way better looking than natalie portman
: sigh
i just want to have fun
: pick you up at 8?
