Archive for June 10th, 2009

The Top 173 Things in History: 98. “A Citty upon a Hill”

winthrop

Wee shall be as a Citty upon a Hill, the eies of all people are uppon us; soe that if wee shall deale falsely with our god in this worke wee have undertaken and soe cause him to withdrawe his present help from us, wee shall be made a story and a by-word through the world. [SIC]

John Winthrop’s audaciously declared goal for the Massachusetts Bay Colony established the American standards of setting lofty aspirations and spelling words arbitrarily.

The Puritans have spent the rest of their time in America making sure those lofty aspirations precluded us from ever having any fun.

Manufacturing Want

I don’t know if anyone has heard about Colgate Wisp, but it’s all the rage now (actually, I just heard of it about fifteen minutes ago, I have no evidence that anyone even owns one).

Now, for those of you who don’t know what it is and don’t have time to investigate the website as thoroughly as I did, the Wisp is a portable, disposable miniature toothbrush. It has a “freshening bead” so there is no need for toothpaste or water. You can get a four-pack for about $3 or 16 for $8. It promises fresh breath, anytime. Continue reading