Archive for January 20th, 2010

Some Suggestions for the Jets

The following are all quotes from Tim about the Jets this season:

“But [Mark Sanchez is] still a rookie quarterback that’s going to have to win games on his own (that’s a shot at you, Mr. Flacco) without a 1,600-yard running back (and you, Mr. Ryan). Those guys don’t often succeed. The defense will be good, but it’s unreasonable to expect Rex Ryan to turn it into the Ravens’ D in one season.”

“Hey Jet fans, give me a call when you play a team with two healthy wideouts.”

“Smart play by Maurice Jones-Drew, and now the Jets have virtually no chance to make the playoffs.”

“The Jets are 1-6 since I instituted the Jets Bash of the Week. I win.”
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The Conan Travesty, Part 3: Jay Leno’s Story

On Monday night’s The Jay Leno Show, Leno finally took the time to seriously address the confusion over at NBC. Predictably, the statement received a lot of attention, and has certainly helped boost the arguments of the new group of Leno-defenders. While certainly not the as good as the dignified masterpiece Conan O’Brien penned a week ago, Leno’s comments do go a long way toward rectifying his “nice guy” persona and showing that Jeff Zucker and his band of NBC idiots, and not Leno himself, are really to blame.

But it would be disingenuous to let Leno off the hook. The logic he employed in his statement, while reasonable, was not exactly airtight, and a closer look may show why the public has taken Conan’s side so decisively. Continue reading