Posts Tagged ‘alison’
19
Jan
Posted by Tim in TV. Tagged: A, alison, aria, ashley marin, broken legs and webmd, comparisons to degrassi, emily, ezra fitz, Hamlet, hanna, hilton head island, ian, know your frenemies, logan howlett, mean girls and mean girls 2, melissa, mike montgomery, noel kahn, pam fields, pretty little liars, rick murray, southeastern geography, spencer, the american dream, the law of cosines, toby cavanaugh, virginity, wolverine. 5 comments

Before we dive into another terrific episode of Pretty Little Liars—the best, I think, of Season One, Part Two—we have to address something upfront.
Hanna Marin is apparently the teenage girl equivalent of Logan Howlett, a.k.a. Wolverine, with her truly miraculous recovery from her broken leg. Last we saw Hanna, she was struggling to navigate her way around her own house in a wheelchair while doped up on pain medication. This week, she’s out and about as if everything—spleen, leg, bruised ribs—are just fine and dandy.
Now, clearly some time has passed: Ian and Melissa are back from their honeymoon, Emily’s dad has left for Fort Hood again. But broken legs aren’t dislocated fingers; they don’t heal within a few days. We’re talking—and I did tons of research on this by asking one other person—a minimum of two to three weeks of casting on the broken leg and doubtless some lingering effects even after the cast comes off. WebMD says 6-8 weeks recovery time overall.* Six to eight weeks can’t possibly have passed since Camp Mona; two weeks seems too long a period of time to have passed (unless that was a fairly long honeymoon AND Noel’s blackmail of Mr. Fitz was really drawn-out and commenced toward the beginning of a traditional high school marking period).
*It also says that symptoms of a broken leg include “severe pain.” Thanks, WebMD!
All this is to say, Ashley Benson should have sucked it up and kept the cast on longer.
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12
Jan
Posted by Tim in Literature, TV. Tagged: 50 cent, A, alison, aria, ashley, ayo technology, bucks county pa, cloche hats, daisy buchanan, emily, ezra, F. Scott Fitzgerald, hanna, humtpy dumpty and conspiracy theories, jay gatsby, jordan baker, literary sequels, loose analogues betwen television and literature, lucas, marin/marinara, maya, meyer wolfsheim, missing spleens, nick carraway, noel kahn, pretty little liars, salt meets wounds, Saved by the Bell, sean, spencer, the great gatsby, the milow version is better if you ask me, tom buchanan, zack and slater fight!. 6 comments

“I couldn’t forgive him or like him but I saw that what he had done was, to him, entirely justified. It was all very careless and confused. They were careless people, Tom and Daisy—they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess they had made….”
Pretty Little Liars had been a bit light on the intertextuality over the last few episodes, but it came back big-time in “Salt Meets Wounds,” or as I will forever know it as, The Gatsby Episode.
PLL, of course, executed its Gatsby theme with subtlety and class. Its thesis statement—Nick Carraway’s concluding analysis of the Buchanans reproduced on Mr. Fitz’s chalkboard and in the epigraph—wasn’t revealed until a quarter of the episode was through, and it was largely obscured by Ezra’s head:
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5
Jan
Posted by Tim in TV. Tagged: ABC Family, alison, any given sunday, aria, captain planet, cast signings that would have been funnier if they worked in a "milpool" reference, coming out, emily, ezra, go sharks, hanna, high school yearbook quotes, honest characterization, jerry mander, lending labor day way too much significance, melissa should totes be a, men v. women, mr. and mrs. fields, mr. fitz, noel, pretty little liars, ron franklin, rosewood high, spencer, spencer's so hypocritical, technological overconsumption, the zeitgeist, truth is not some big disco ball of purity, twin peaks, when parents text their kids' friends and sign them, yes i follow them all on twitter (we've already established that). 6 comments

I tell you: Five months has never felt so long. You’re telling me I experienced every undulation of that Giants’ season since the last episode of Pretty Little Liars? That the Republican wave hadn’t happened yet? That Vanessa Hudgens, Taylor Swift, Scarlett Johanson and Mila Kunis were all still together (with boyfriends/husbands, not each other) then?*
*I’ve got plenty of shoulders if you need ’em, ladies.
The distance between August 10 and January 4 (I saw it a day late…deal) melted away in those as-promised-by-Ashley-Benson thrilling first two minutes, which recapped the first ten episodes of the show—the finest non-divinely inspired Decalogue ever produced. Instantly, I remembered all about Camp Mona, glamping, and the Blowout Bar. The Twin Peaks connections made in the finale. That fantastic studying-for-the-SATs scene. Every scene that took place in the dark. And, of course, that another television character got hit by a car.
Most of all, those two minutes reminded me of summer, of laidback days watching Pretty Little Liars and tense nights debating its cultural merits and significance to the American zeitgeist. I know, it seems so long ago and so difficult to capture in these brutal winter months, but it is my job, nay, duty to try.
Let’s cite the deliciousness of “Moments Later”:
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5
Aug
Posted by Tim in TV. Tagged: A, ABC Family, alison, aria, emily, flashbacks, Goldeneye, hanna, Mariska Hargitay, pretty little liars, Sebastian Junger, spencer, The Perfect Storm. 7 comments
Tuesday night’s episode of Pretty Little Liars was called “The Perfect Storm.” This was an apt title for three main reasons:
- The episode contained a storm.
- The title makes a timely reference to the work of author Sebastian Junger, who recently released a new hardcover, War.
- The episode itself was perfect.
How brilliant was Tuesday’s PLL. Let us count the ways.
1. !!!
I thought my notes for those 44 action-packed minutes were already a little exclamation point heavy, and that was before the crazy surprise at the end. For once, PLL’s end pointed toward an answer, instead of opening more questions, by implicating Lucas in the destruction of the memorial (because his shoes were muddy)!
2. But…
As mentioned earlier, there was a storm outside. Anybody’s shoes can get muddy in a storm. And I really like Lucas. It would suck if he were “A.”
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28
Jul
Posted by Tim in TV. Tagged: alison, aria, band of horses, brendan fraser, emily, emily's sexuality, flashbacks, hanna, jason dilaurentis, mr. fitz, noel's crazy bread, please do talk about me when i'm gone, pretty little liars, scenes that take place in the dark, spencer. 9 comments
You weren’t kidding when you approvingly linked to a review of Pretty Little Liars a few Monday Medleys ago, were you? Trust me. We never use Monday Medley to kid.
Seriously, though, why Pretty Little Liars? Because it’s summer, because Degrassi just isn’t fun anymore, because it’s accurately billed as Gossip Girl meets I Know What You Did Last Summer…
Sans Jennifer Love Hewitt: Sigh…
If it’s so great, what took so long? Well, we didn’t want another FlashForward on our hands, am I right? Also, I didn’t see the first three episodes.
Then how are you qualified to do this? I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but there’s pretty gratuitous use of flashback in PLL.
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